to the slug I just peeled off the door of our refrigerator

[rushthatspeaks]

You are an intrepid adventurer. You really, really are. You have climbed through several very small spaces, around several corners, and up a theoretically insurpassable gap between the refrigerator door and the floor to reach this point.

And what I'd like to know is, sincerely, WTF?

Is magnetic poetry really that magnetic?

Is your lifelong ambition to hold someone's drawings up or something?

In addition, I would like to point out that after I politely removed you to the flowerbed at the front of the house it took me ten minutes to get the slug slime off my hands. Ten minutes of solid scrubbing, with soap. Is there some trick to this I am not getting?

Don't do it again, and I mean that very

Sincerely,
RTS