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rushthatspeaksHow Did These Get In Here?
one extremely large bottle Rebel Yell bourbon with approx. two shots left (maybe I can use it as paint thinner if I ever need to thin any paint)
one box Lipton's Cup-a-Soup Chicken Noodle which I honestly have never seen before
six (6) strands Mardi Gras beads, three sparkly purple, three gold
one sparkly fairy-godmother type wand with a star on the end of it and streamers
four identical black Sharpies
Michel Foucault's Discipline and Punish, in French (how the *hell* did this get on my desk? Was I having some kind of mental lapse?)
I Know How These Got Here, But I Wish I Didn't
two-foot-long inflatable platypus
extremely large crinkly piece of shiny paper
sixteen redundant cardboard storage boxes
fourteen volumes of The Complete History of the Papacy, out of order
one set white elbow-length opera gloves sewn with green sequins
a lone jack of hearts
six-inch high cast-iron owl candle-holder
tape containing the greatest hits of the Bloodhound Gang and Mylene Farmer (the latter in French)
copy Milorad Pavic's Dictionary of the Khazars, feminine edition, bound in fuchsia leather with gold tooling and highlighted at all quotations from the Apocryphal Texts of Enoch
stuffed camel named Niles (not by me)
stuffed squirrel with detachable tail
orange stained glass platypus suncatcher
fluffy kitten stickers all over computer monitor
green-sequined garters unsuitable for actually holding up stockings (not that I have any stockings)
I Don't Usually Have And Somehow, At The Moment...
*Absolutely complete* works of Angela Carter
six different half-full water bottles
large collection of bad promotional X-Men stickers
two boxes chocolate Pocky with printing on boxes entirely in Thai
four half-full tins *purple* hair dye (what?)
complete game map of Zork III
one extremely large bottle Rebel Yell bourbon with approx. two shots left (maybe I can use it as paint thinner if I ever need to thin any paint)
one box Lipton's Cup-a-Soup Chicken Noodle which I honestly have never seen before
six (6) strands Mardi Gras beads, three sparkly purple, three gold
one sparkly fairy-godmother type wand with a star on the end of it and streamers
four identical black Sharpies
Michel Foucault's Discipline and Punish, in French (how the *hell* did this get on my desk? Was I having some kind of mental lapse?)
I Know How These Got Here, But I Wish I Didn't
two-foot-long inflatable platypus
extremely large crinkly piece of shiny paper
sixteen redundant cardboard storage boxes
fourteen volumes of The Complete History of the Papacy, out of order
one set white elbow-length opera gloves sewn with green sequins
a lone jack of hearts
six-inch high cast-iron owl candle-holder
tape containing the greatest hits of the Bloodhound Gang and Mylene Farmer (the latter in French)
copy Milorad Pavic's Dictionary of the Khazars, feminine edition, bound in fuchsia leather with gold tooling and highlighted at all quotations from the Apocryphal Texts of Enoch
stuffed camel named Niles (not by me)
stuffed squirrel with detachable tail
orange stained glass platypus suncatcher
fluffy kitten stickers all over computer monitor
green-sequined garters unsuitable for actually holding up stockings (not that I have any stockings)
I Don't Usually Have And Somehow, At The Moment...
*Absolutely complete* works of Angela Carter
six different half-full water bottles
large collection of bad promotional X-Men stickers
two boxes chocolate Pocky with printing on boxes entirely in Thai
four half-full tins *purple* hair dye (what?)
complete game map of Zork III
