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I have to boast now, even though the amazing thing did not have much to do with me, but rather with my wife's mad organizing skills and the impressive lifting-of-boxes by the housemates and [profile] foleyartist1.

We have been actively engaged in moving since Wednesday. There has been a list of things which needed to be done each day: pack this room, pack that room, sort this, decide that. Today was 'put all the packed boxes and furniture in the mobile storage unit, which the people will come pick up and take away later'.

This is now done.

At no time was this move ever anything other than on or ahead of schedule. All of the boxes have sensible things in them, are sensible weights, and are labeled 'fragile' or 'valuable' or 'handle with care' if necessary. We never got to the traditional point where you find yourself having to label a box 'lampshades, miscellaneous hair objects, ham', or the later point where you find yourself labeling the box 'crap I found in the back'**.

There were no floods, fires, temper tantrums, bouts of inclement weather, attempted defraudings, mechanical failures, health catastrophes, family feuds, confusions, or raised voices*. The cats went quietly into the bathroom this morning and stayed there.

I got up today at about my usual time, looked around at the situation, realized that it was well under control, and baked a cake for the people who were better at hauling things. Because I HAD TIME TO DO THAT. Because it DID NOT AFFECT THE SCHEDULE.

I realize we are going to be hit by a meteorite tomorrow morning-- either that, or the mobile storage unit people are going to mail everything to Dubai-- but THIS MOVE HAS BEEN A RELATIVELY PLEASANT THING and also EVERYTHING HAS GONE EXACTLY AS PLANNED IN EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL.

I just had to mention this, because it is so obviously a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

* all exciting highlights of actual past moves!

** Ruth would like to point out that there is a box labeled 'various' and a box labeled 'sundry', but these were intentional and labeled as such because she finds it amusing, as opposed to having been labeled at a point when nobody could manage to care any longer: a significant distinction, I think

Date: 2012-02-20 01:54 pm (UTC)
redbird: closeup of me drinking tea, in a friend's kitchen (Default)
From: [personal profile] redbird
*giggle* Never pack the ham.

Also, congratulations, and please no meteor, I'm supposed to be visiting Boston this week.

Date: 2012-02-20 03:04 pm (UTC)
dorothean: detail of painting of Gandalf, Frodo, and Gimli at the Gates of Moria, trying to figure out how to open them (Default)
From: [personal profile] dorothean
I love this post! I also congratulate you on your excellent choice of wife and other comrades, and your cake baked while in the process of moving!

Date: 2012-02-20 07:49 pm (UTC)
kate_nepveu: sleeping cat carved in brown wood (Default)
From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
Wow. _At_ _most_ a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Date: 2012-02-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tirerim
Whoa. I want to live in whatever alternate fantasy universe you are currently inhabiting, because it sounds awesome.

Also, looking forward to seeing you once you are in the area!

Date: 2012-02-19 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desperance.livejournal.com
*whimpers*

*struggles to display appropriate generous congratulation*

*looks at own house*

*whimpers again*

Date: 2012-02-20 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klwilliams.livejournal.com
I was just thinking that maybe a visit to Newcastle might be fun, now that you're done moving your own house. The food would be great.

Date: 2012-02-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marchharetay.livejournal.com
OMG! Congratulations!
Given the epic and heroic way in which you two dealt with the horrible movers on the front end of the defrauding move, you freaking deserve it.
And, I am very impressed, esp. given the move of yours for which I was present and, on arriving at your wife's apartment thought "Whoa....whaaa........er.....they...forgot to....pack!"

Date: 2012-02-19 11:13 pm (UTC)
larryhammer: floral print origami penguin, facing left (Default)
From: [personal profile] larryhammer
Congratulations!

Date: 2012-02-19 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateelliott.livejournal.com
*glances nervously at the sky*

Date: 2012-02-20 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veejane.livejournal.com
I was going to say! I had a wonderfully orderly move, complete with movers, right up till D-day minus 3. On which day I fell off a stepstool and rendered my right arm useless for the next several weeks. But wow, was I glad for movers after that.

(Meteorites seem a rather drastic disaster to expect. Surely just a good grease fire or someone slipping on a golf ball would do the trick?)

Date: 2012-02-20 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com
I just had to mention this, because it is so obviously a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

YES. I mean, I've never experienced anything like some of sovay's war stories, but I have had plenty of moves where movers showed up hours too late and boxes were labeled with things like "cushions and circular things".

Date: 2012-02-20 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com
Actually, I take it back: the one where I swiped a parked car with a UHaul.

Date: 2012-02-20 09:21 pm (UTC)
sovay: (I Claudius)
From: [personal profile] sovay
Actually, I take it back: the one where I swiped a parked car with a UHaul.

That is part of one of my war stories! Maybe it's some kind of unknowing ritual.

Date: 2012-02-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tirerim.livejournal.com
This has happened to me too. (Well, technically it was a Budget truck, and I wasn't the one driving, but still.)

Date: 2012-02-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ab3nd.livejournal.com
I tore a hole the size of my torso (I'm skinny, but still) in some guy's front bumper with a rental truck. When they ask if you want the $0 deductible, you say "yes".

Date: 2012-02-20 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com
Spectacular!

Nine

Date: 2012-02-20 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerieboots.livejournal.com
Yay that is fantastic! When are you folks scheduled to begin the drive?

Date: 2012-02-20 09:20 pm (UTC)
sovay: (Cho Hakkai: intelligence)
From: [personal profile] sovay
I just had to mention this, because it is so obviously a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

It's probably going to suck the moving luck out of everyone involved, but it really does feel that now was the correct time for it to come through.

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