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Have horrible case of Lovecraftian Death Sinus. Will come play in comment thread of previous entry later.

To elaborate: you know how Azathoth, the blind idiot ruler of everything in the universe, is surrounded by hideously malific and misshapen crawling chaos-laden flute-players and drummers who sekritly manipulate everything into coming closer and closer to the dark event horizon of amorphous and terrible horrors what we wot not of and the deep truths about the nature of reality that would crush us all like little squeaking fruit bats?

Those flute players are making an album in my sinuses. They are covering 'Stairway to Heaven'.

I can't tell whether I need a physician or an exorcist.

Bleah.

Date: 2006-01-09 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spyderqueen.livejournal.com
Can I PLEASE [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes that?

Date: 2006-01-09 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com
Sure! Nobody's ever [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes'd me before, and I'm kind of amused that that sparked an impulse to do so. *is pleased*

Date: 2006-01-09 04:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sovay
I can't tell whether I need a physician or an exorcist.

Both. But possibly a record producer first.

Date: 2006-01-09 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wayman.livejournal.com
You should totally podcast this!

sympathy.

Date: 2006-01-09 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shahnasa.livejournal.com
And drugs. If I were where you are, I would push drugs on you if you would let me. Flonase, maybe? I know it's kind of scary stuff, but great for swollen sinuses.

Ooh, and sleep! There's no better drug than sleep!

B

Date: 2006-01-09 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orawnzva.livejournal.com
Feel better! I hope I didn't contage you.

Date: 2006-01-09 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regularunleaded.livejournal.com
Here from [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes...

My sinuese are doing the exact same thing.

Date: 2006-01-09 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiddledragon.livejournal.com
*hugs* Feel better...you do at least manage to at least have injuries and illnesses which are entertaining to describe. But you should have fewer of them.

Date: 2006-01-09 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] signy1.livejournal.com
Horseradish is your friend when your sinuses (sinai?) are clogged. Eat some if you can, or just sniff it if you can't; it clears things up, at least temporarily. Sounds stupid, but it works.

Date: 2006-01-10 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shewhomust.livejournal.com
Soup. Soup and sleep.

And I apologise for laughing, but it's your own fault...

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