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"You know," Ruth said, "porn for cats would probably be of hunting, because sex isn't something that's that interesting to them most of the time."

"No, wait," I said. "Porn for cats would be of sleeping."

She agreed. "You'd get to see someone s-t-r-e-t-c-h, and it would be *sooo comfy*..."

"Anthologies," I said. "The Best of Cushions: Size Does Matter."

We concluded that we don't know enough about feline aesthetics to put out a calendar or anything, but that the market is probably there for those who might wish to exploit it.

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