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[rushthatspeaks]

O Deities of Double Majors, look favorably on these my sacrifices! For I have spent time in the Registrar's, and have been given the runaround by two departments at the very same time; I have been informed that I will have to write a Personal Statement and that my dean can veto one of my majors at any time over the next two years; I have prayed with sincerity to Thy altars that the Classics Major not be found to be a Bi-Co Major despite having been made Joint with Haverford, for Haverford Requires a 3.5 GPA to Double Major, For No Apparent Reason. I will sacrifice great quantities of money to these Thy Textbooks: yea, the bookstore will overflow with too much of my money. I beg Thee, be satisfied, and cut the bureaucratic red-tape margin, that I may have my well-earned Majors and my rest.