Better than yesterday

[rushthatspeaks]

Still feeling bleah, but in the general this-bleah-will-ease-off-shortly sort of way, instead of the transport-me-to-morgue-now sort of way.

Also, if someone made one of those humorous diagrams of my brain, containing arrows pointing to the various contents and labeled things like 'Chocolate', 'Finding things I just put down', 'Sex', and 'Sucking the blood of the living', there would now be two entirely new areas of the diagram. The first, and smaller, would be labeled 'Bloody and Impressive Revenge on Ada'. The second, of which the first is a direct result, would be the portion that, probably for the rest of my life, will be devoted to the hopeless, yet hilarious task of attempting to make the banana name game song work on the name 'Boutros-Boutros Ghali'. I have shared this recipe for hours and hours of home entertainment with you all as part of a generalized revenge on the universe for something or other, probably my cramps.

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[jedibl.livejournal.com]

on a similar note (pun intended), are you familiar with the song "Gary, Indiana" from the Music Man? The tune works with a great many 2-syllable city, 4-syllable state combinations. Try it: "Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania", "Boston, Massachusetts", "Fargo, North Dakota", "Wheeling, West Virginia", etc. Ok, now try "Hartford, Connecticut". Ouch.

[gaudior.livejournal.com]

I love you.

Ow.

--Ruth