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"You know," Ruth said, "porn for cats would probably be of hunting, because sex isn't something that's that interesting to them most of the time."

"No, wait," I said. "Porn for cats would be of sleeping."

She agreed. "You'd get to see someone s-t-r-e-t-c-h, and it would be *sooo comfy*..."

"Anthologies," I said. "The Best of Cushions: Size Does Matter."

We concluded that we don't know enough about feline aesthetics to put out a calendar or anything, but that the market is probably there for those who might wish to exploit it.

Date: 2007-10-02 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com
Plus, the sequel: The Best of Boxes: Small Is Better.

Date: 2007-10-03 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cija.livejournal.com
Our bookstore cat is right this second rolling around our recycle box, under the counter. It is very small & filled with paper & she is wearing a long credit card receipt for a hat. For most cats it would not be a small enough box for satisfaction but she is a very large cat, large enough to recycle into three or four more compact cats. She could be a star!

Date: 2007-10-03 02:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sovay
We concluded that we don't know enough about feline aesthetics to put out a calendar or anything, but that the market is probably there for those who might wish to exploit it.

"It's Rule 34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it." —xkcd

Date: 2007-10-03 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! Oh, this is a most true and excellent observation. Kitty porn indeed.

The Story of O...and the Unattended Tuna Sandwich.

Date: 2007-10-04 12:57 am (UTC)
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I don't know... I could be wrong, but I would think cat porn would have to be moving. You have to be able to see the tail twitch, right?

Date: 2007-10-04 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orawnzva.livejournal.com
I think this depends very much on what we mean by "porn". Videos of hunting might be exciting to a cat, but are they porn? My guess would be that, for exciting a cat sexually, smell would be the major factor.

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