Except on Planet Equal Rights, in real life, no teenager boy would ask another teenage boy that question in public, even in mockery, because he would instantly be accused of being gay.
...I realize that's the least of it. BUT STILL.
I'd be so nervous and excited and eager, I'd accidentally cut off my own penis with my pincers while trying to roll the condom on.
Who is he, Edward Scissorhands? If not, he'd get no more than a nasty penis bruise.
What happens to the marginalia!edition? It sounds like it deserves to be passed around, then auctioned off.
Re: ... all right. You asked for it.
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Except on Planet Equal Rights, in real life, no teenager boy would ask another teenage boy that question in public, even in mockery, because he would instantly be accused of being gay.
...I realize that's the least of it. BUT STILL.
I'd be so nervous and excited and eager, I'd accidentally cut off my own penis with my pincers while trying to roll the condom on.
Who is he, Edward Scissorhands? If not, he'd get no more than a nasty penis bruise.
What happens to the marginalia!edition? It sounds like it deserves to be passed around, then auctioned off.