Wow...I think I may need to read that. For "professional development". It looks like you can just go through and check off all the key points on How Not to Write a Teenage Problem Novel.

If you want to read another impressively bad and confusing YA novel, I would be amused to see your review of "The Earth Kitchen". It's sort of like Alice in Wonderland, only with less sense. And completely fails to be an anti-nuclear screed, which I think was what the author had intended it to be.