I am not going to type out the sequence in which he concludes that he is forever! going to have to be! celibate! because with his hooks! he cannot possibly! put on a condom without puncturing it!
*is deeply disappointed by your refusal to share this gem of literature*
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Date: 2010-10-30 12:49 pm (UTC)*is deeply disappointed by your refusal to share this gem of literature*